so my girlfriend has had a shiny luvdisc for the longest fucking time and no matter how hard i would try i could NEVER CATCH/BREED ONE OF MY OWN and she would always tease me about it and it drove me nuts
turns out she bred a male counterpart for her female (in a love ball no less), trained him up to level 100, nicknamed him, and sent him to me.
IF THIS ISN’T LOVE THEN WHAT IS
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
That literally got weirder and weirder with every word
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
my dad dropped out of school and lived in a treehouse for a year and i bring it up everytime he tries to give me advice for my future
Katy Perry about Russell Brand.
this is literally the saddest thing ive ever seen on tumblr ):
she couldnt even fake a smile..
i’ve reblogged this like 6 times before but i cry everytime